I honestly don't think Lady Gaga belongs in the Final Four - she's deliberately trying to look outrageous. It's like faulting Sid Vicious for bad manners.

Bai Ling, though. . . there's something astonishing about the sheer awfulness of her choices. She wins, hands down.

Possible topic for a follow-up: Both Bai Ling and Rihanna served in the militaries of their respective homelands. Coincidence?