Apr. 17th, 2011

purejuice: (loaf-haired pats)

The mother of the bride is shaping up to act as badly as we have hoped.

Mrs Middleton accused Ms Cierach, the London-based couturier best known for making the Duchess of York’s wedding dress, of being ‘unaccommodating’ and dramatically withdrew her business just weeks before the wedding.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1377712/Carole-Middleton-refuses-wear-Lindka-Cierachs-royal-wedding-outfit.html


I suspect this means Cierach asked her to pay for the dress.

Of course you remember Fergie's wedding dress. It had a train longer than Diana's, embroidered with a gigantic S + A, and, I think, Neptunes and helicopters or something as Andrew was in the Navy. (Crystal anchors!!!!! Does this mean Mother Middleton's train was encrusted with crystal Mercedes logos?)



Mother Middleton has been on that latest French version of the Atkins diet for the wedding to which I am predicting she will either a.) wear white and a veil or b.) something even more hideous plus age-inappropriate than Hillary's dress of infamy. It is typically tone-deaf of her to hire the designer of Fergie's tacky wedding dress. But to fire her is just over the top.

Further I predict she'll do something along the lines of slapping the Queen on the back.

I. Can't. Wait.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1377487/Kate-Middletons-character-shaped-generations-social-climbing-matriarchs.html

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