Cinnabun, Yo Daddy Is a Dog

[purejuice]

I'm way more scandalized that Cinnabun's gone missing again, according to TMZ, or by Jon Benet's three-year-old Suri Cruise's gold highheels, earrings, and lipstick than I am by grown men who call themselves Jesse James or Tiger cheating on their trophy wives. It's sort of democratizing to think that Tiger is a skank ho like all the rest of us. But three-year-olds? Nunh unh.


http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/photos/its-good-to-be-suri-2010222

I am kind of mortified by the story on couples fighting on Facebook, given the intimate details I've posted here. Sliced and rigidly diced, to be sure, and only about my enemies. Uh, and, er, my late mother.

Comments

[gwenzilla.livejournal.com]

i hate to say it, but if my daughter had had access to those clothes when she was in preschool, she probably would have worn them. even the heels. but mainly the OMG BLINDING MISMATCHING STYLES/COLORS/WHATHAVEYOU. i don't understand why this poor girl has access to those shoes though.

[minniethemoocha.livejournal.com]

The silent resentment of a woman who knows she has been bought.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

when i was a little older (say four; at three i was still tomboyishly exploring the world) i lusted for shoes like that, in my own size, with a lust that has really never been equalled since.
but it was clear to me they weren't little girl shoes, or even little boy shoes (which is kind of what i really wore), and while you wanted to be pretty you wanted very much also to be modest. i have explicit memories of being insulted by attention when not dressed modestly enough to suit my taste as a two year old.
the sexualized toddler thing bothers me.