Fashion Police

[purejuice]

The Fug Girls are hilariously doing their own March madness, with Charo, Cher, Bjork and Madonna leagues in which badly dressed celebs are pitted against one another for the fug championship.

I just screamed aloud when I saw the Maggie Gyllenhall-Kate Bosworth pairing. Those, each, may be the fugliest garments I've ever seen. They don't come close to the crazy ass stuff Miley Cyrus, Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Juliette Lewis, the late Mischa Barton, Beyonce (not even wearing House of Dereon but Balmain!!!! or somebody, DANG!), crazy old Bai Ling and Phoebe Price, and the rest of the maniacs are wearing. Man, you have to work to be more badly dressed than these chicks. Gyllenhall and Bosworth manage it.

Caaaaaramba.

Comments

[anaisdjuna.livejournal.com]

Woo! That Gyllenhall piece is fuggle-ee doggle-ee. Lord! Does she not own a mirror?

The Bosworth frock looks like glitter gone wild in home ec class.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

it's... tragic, is what it is.

[minniethemoocha.livejournal.com]

Oh yes!! This is so much fun. I am so glad you reminded me. March Madness!!!

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

it is very fun.

[the-sikh-geek.livejournal.com]

What's up with Maggie's neck? Were the finals words to her that night, "Don't look in a mirror and remember, you're a giraffe."?

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

there's a way to work the look that says i never look in the mirror because i'm way too classy and good looking to care.
maggie, baby grrl, this is not that look.

[minniethemoocha.livejournal.com]

Who is Camilla Belle? And why is she wearing a building as a backpack?

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

i love the obscure celebs, esp the ones like bai ling and phoebe price who are famous only for appearing on GFY. what's mind-boggling is the huge big stars DRESS NO BETTER!!!!!

[minniethemoocha.livejournal.com]

And maybe there's something wrong with me, but I think that Lindsay Lohan looks freaking amazing in that fur vest and gold pants. But maybe that's because it reminds me of how my mom would dress if she were 30 and rich.

[minniethemoocha.livejournal.com]

Hell, mom would wear that TODAY. To CHEMO. With a FABULOUS WIG.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

she would hopefully stay away from the speedballs and keep her knees together when the paps swarm the car.

[minniethemoocha.livejournal.com]

Mom is pretty good at that. Her closest brush with scandal was when Peter Yarrow threw her and her sister into a swimming pool.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

fun. i'm sorry to think that she's ill.
xxx

[minniethemoocha.livejournal.com]

Thanks, friend. She had a scary prognosis about a year ago, but she's getting better. She might live another couple of years, or more, who knows?

I appreciate the kind thoughts.

[truyuanfen.livejournal.com]

maggie wins most unflattering bust of the year.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

oh yes. it's hard to see what is her actual bust and what is that arrangment higher up. yipes. and, jeez, girl, auditioning on the red carpet is All About the Girlz.

[panjianlien.livejournal.com]

What on earth happened to that woman's breasts? In the top photo? It is like she has two pair and one set is being held aloft solely by the good graces of her waistband.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

yes, the quadri breast is quite a terrifying apparition.

[villagecharm.livejournal.com]

The first one is so bad it's almost Dada.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

yes! a pretty color, fine fabric, cute girl -- the horror, the horror!