Jeez, This Gives Kidman's Galliano a Run For Its Money as Worst in Show

[purejuice]

Dear Naomi Watts. You were Kidman's Oscar date once the year Cruise dumped her. As I recall you wore something with excellent pale lace or chiffon. Now you're heading into Sharon Stone/Sunset Boulevard territory -- Stone, the one other actress who was wearing Galliano. Dude, this is a terrible dress. And would be on somebody whose vibe wasn't already kind of Melanie Wilkes. I just don't know what to tell you, and the Fug Girls are way too mean with the polterwang and all. Is this one of those lost-the-baby-weight-desperado dresses? You'll be wanting to avoid being pecked to death by the other chickens, and this dress is just....bawk bawk. Tragic.