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I love Awful Plastic Surgery but you can't really look at it more than twice a year. I won't link to it because it is so awesome. Except for the comparison between Tippi Hedren, an old babe uncut, and her daughter Melanie Griffiths, who was never the beauty Tippi was and thereby, perhaps, hangs a tale. She and Don Johnson ran away together when she was like 14. Now she looks -- frightening. No, sad. Angelyne and the Mexican actresses and Russian hoes look frightening. Today's viewing included my all-time favorite intarnets lede:

I have received a huge number of emails about singer Jewel’s breasts, which are seemingly sagging.

Can you truly say that this is less newsworthy, in the scheme of things, than oh, the new unemployment figures?

Stars? Buzz Aldrin, Pamela Anderson and Niecy Nash are the only ones I ever heard of and, well, DWTS is kind of the sign it's all over. Niecy! Say it ain't so! I sort of had to stop paying attention when Paul McCartney's one-legged ex-wife strapped on her prosthesis for charity and ....oh never mind. Yes, she did. Splat. I didn't watch it. I just couldn't.