Fashion Police
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purejuiceWorst:
This is alleged to be a Givenchy. I don't believe it. It looks like a mambo shirt by Oscar Hijuelos. Actually it looks like two different dresses, both cheesy.
Like this amazing schmatta:
The Fug Girls like it but I think it too is two dresses, or one dress with Mae West's old bed hangings on the bottom. Yikes.
Many, many hideous dresses, some on people I've heard of. SJP, yow. Charlize, mamita! Those two dresses are so bad they look like they were preceeded by a bad neuro event. Barbra Streisand looking dumpy for the first time ever in a black dinner suit with a lace jabot to the knees, ditto diamond necklace.
Still discerning the best. I'm thinking Penelope Cruz, and not just for the arm candy.
A really, really good color which stands out from the carpet, unlike Sigourney Weaver's silly dress behind Penelope. It looks like she's been green-screened. I don't like the bust on Penelope's Donna Karan. But this is the closest to a pretty dress tonight.
I blame Zoe.
Rachel Zoe, stylist to the stars, on the beach at St. Barts.
This is alleged to be a Givenchy. I don't believe it. It looks like a mambo shirt by Oscar Hijuelos. Actually it looks like two different dresses, both cheesy.
Like this amazing schmatta:
The Fug Girls like it but I think it too is two dresses, or one dress with Mae West's old bed hangings on the bottom. Yikes.
Many, many hideous dresses, some on people I've heard of. SJP, yow. Charlize, mamita! Those two dresses are so bad they look like they were preceeded by a bad neuro event. Barbra Streisand looking dumpy for the first time ever in a black dinner suit with a lace jabot to the knees, ditto diamond necklace.
Still discerning the best. I'm thinking Penelope Cruz, and not just for the arm candy.
A really, really good color which stands out from the carpet, unlike Sigourney Weaver's silly dress behind Penelope. It looks like she's been green-screened. I don't like the bust on Penelope's Donna Karan. But this is the closest to a pretty dress tonight.
I blame Zoe.
Rachel Zoe, stylist to the stars, on the beach at St. Barts.
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Date: 2010-03-08 08:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-09 04:05 am (UTC)and, i'm with e. don't let her see an issue of bride magazine. the brides are all strapless. ugh.
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Date: 2010-03-09 04:14 am (UTC)