Fashion Police

[purejuice]

The Fug Girls are hilariously doing their own March madness, with Charo, Cher, Bjork and Madonna leagues in which badly dressed celebs are pitted against one another for the fug championship.

I just screamed aloud when I saw the Maggie Gyllenhall-Kate Bosworth pairing. Those, each, may be the fugliest garments I've ever seen. They don't come close to the crazy ass stuff Miley Cyrus, Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Juliette Lewis, the late Mischa Barton, Beyonce (not even wearing House of Dereon but Balmain!!!! or somebody, DANG!), crazy old Bai Ling and Phoebe Price, and the rest of the maniacs are wearing. Man, you have to work to be more badly dressed than these chicks. Gyllenhall and Bosworth manage it.

Caaaaaramba.

Comments

[anaisdjuna.livejournal.com]

Woo! That Gyllenhall piece is fuggle-ee doggle-ee. Lord! Does she not own a mirror?

The Bosworth frock looks like glitter gone wild in home ec class.

[minniethemoocha.livejournal.com]

Oh yes!! This is so much fun. I am so glad you reminded me. March Madness!!!

[the-sikh-geek.livejournal.com]

What's up with Maggie's neck? Were the finals words to her that night, "Don't look in a mirror and remember, you're a giraffe."?

[minniethemoocha.livejournal.com]

Who is Camilla Belle? And why is she wearing a building as a backpack?

[minniethemoocha.livejournal.com]

And maybe there's something wrong with me, but I think that Lindsay Lohan looks freaking amazing in that fur vest and gold pants. But maybe that's because it reminds me of how my mom would dress if she were 30 and rich.

[truyuanfen.livejournal.com]

maggie wins most unflattering bust of the year.

[panjianlien.livejournal.com]

What on earth happened to that woman's breasts? In the top photo? It is like she has two pair and one set is being held aloft solely by the good graces of her waistband.

[villagecharm.livejournal.com]

The first one is so bad it's almost Dada.