Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

Clickez here for the slow transformation of my eBay stool.

And he's going to be glazing this, seen swathed perfickly, bitches, in painters' tape, in a taupe herringbone pattern. Clickez on the pic to get the Martha how-to URL.

What will Santa be glazing taupe for you?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/purejuice/5271977293/

Had It with the Relentless Christmas Cheer? Here Ya Go...

...I actually sort of like children.

Not this one. For some reason, this was just the last straw. Suri in her high heels, Suri choosing lipsticks, Suri wearing lipstick, Suri being taken to a restaurant in her nightgown, were all nothing as compared to this. Make eye contact and shake hands, you horrible little parasite. Or else. The revolution is going to come and nail your hide to the barn door.