New Year's Resolutions
Jan. 2nd, 2011 10:23 am1.)
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gloeden, to subvert the heterosexist paradigm of reggae and r 'n' b.
2.)
To acquire, for under $20 per lot,
Long practice under severe cross examination has revealed, as I think I've said here before, only three defects and assets of my character -- rage, terror, and where's the party.
I think you know now which these resolutions pertain to.
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2.)
To acquire, for under $20 per lot,
- 16 punch cups (having just spent $30 on alcohol to entertain three other people, who will also be eating $50 worth of meat (oysters in the desert, dude, come but once a year) punch eliminates the need for a host/bartender and also $150 cash layouts to get 16 people buzzed; there are going to be a lot of punch 'n' posole parties)
- 16 wineglasses
- 16 forks
- 16 soup spoons
- 16 bowls
- 16 dessert bowls
- 16 cloth napkins not of the polyester persuasion
- 16 dinner plates.
Long practice under severe cross examination has revealed, as I think I've said here before, only three defects and assets of my character -- rage, terror, and where's the party.
I think you know now which these resolutions pertain to.