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Of all the cheezass things the Peebees did to my house, the plastic floors, doors, and windows, the babyshit brown colors in room after room, including the tile in both bathrooms, the Hogwarts portal, the Torquemada moderne light fixtures, the fist-size river rock paving the yard, the worst was letting all five trees on the property reach the point of death.

Today, hopefully, is the la$t time I will have to invest the grocery money into $aving the tree$.

You can thank me for the increased amount of oxygen in the atmosphere later.


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