All Around the Web: Cinnabun, You Make My Heart Sing

[purejuice]

Call me an ignorant slut but I really care nothing about Tiger Woods, his floozies, and whether or not that fascinating group of elite athletes, the PGA, should permit him ever again to play that compelling sport, goff.

I care not about outing Anderson Cooper, Michael Jackson's murderer, the fact that Jon Gosselin's charming ex-GF says he has a three-inch penis.

I am semi-amused that Gawker insists Lady Gaga has one, complete with anatomically incorrect pix, and also that Britney's conservator lawyers have petitioned the court to get her medical records and those of her two children sealed. I am semi-grossed out that three-year-old Suri Cruise is photographed wearing fuck-me red lip gloss on an outing, also carrying handbags worth hundreds and wearing high heels. Her mother looks Totally Luded Out, I mean on. her. ass. And Renee Erpwegger looks about 85 years old.

But I am really really chuffed that Jesse James has found his missing LOGD (little old girly dog):


Cinnabun the bullie is returned, filthy and 15 lbs. lighter, after weeks of being missing, to her daddy. Look at those ears.
http://www.peoplepets.com/news/celebrities/good-news-jesse-james-reunited-with-lost-dog-cinnabun/1

Slightly off topic, I am proud (say it loud) to announce that I have expanded my TV viewing from all HGTV all the time to RuPaul's Drag Race and am looking forward to the season's premiere of LA Ink. Whenever I find myself in a moral or ethical dilemma these days, I think What would Kat von D do? Missed the Olympics, of which the thrice-weird opening ceremonies are always the best. Oh well.

Comments

[gwenzilla.livejournal.com]

I must be old because I have no idea who this Jesse James is.

The biddies at bead night fervently assured me that this was the best opening ceremonies ever and said I HAVE to watch it. so i might.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

oh, i don't either, but cinnabun's tale i have been following.

[the-sikh-geek.livejournal.com]

I could go on a long rant about how awful the news is ("Who cares about Haiti anymore? A dude is snowboarding right now! He might even get a special necklace for it!"), or how amazing dogs are (would we ever see this over a cat?), but I'll spare all of us. The Cinnabun story is so great.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

katz 4ever.