Cinnabun, Yo Daddy Is a Dog

[purejuice]

I'm way more scandalized that Cinnabun's gone missing again, according to TMZ, or by Jon Benet's three-year-old Suri Cruise's gold highheels, earrings, and lipstick than I am by grown men who call themselves Jesse James or Tiger cheating on their trophy wives. It's sort of democratizing to think that Tiger is a skank ho like all the rest of us. But three-year-olds? Nunh unh.


http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/photos/its-good-to-be-suri-2010222

I am kind of mortified by the story on couples fighting on Facebook, given the intimate details I've posted here. Sliced and rigidly diced, to be sure, and only about my enemies. Uh, and, er, my late mother.

Comments

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

i'm totally with you on the gloves, and have often wondered why somebody like clooney (or t. woods or prince charles), who literally could Own the best woman on the planet, consort with cocktail waitresses. to put it nicely.

of someone whose future was to contain a burning at the stake, umberto eco wrote that they were Burnt Flesh. hmmmm.

[the-sikh-geek.livejournal.com]

I guess it's disturbing for me because it ties into the whole schmucky thing hetero dudes tend to do: when given a choice at club/party/life they will walk past the woman who is smart/interesting/accomplished and fawn over whoever is heavily made-up and showing their boobs. These guys, who could conceivably have anyone, prove the point by going for the same.

Although if the rumors are true, Jesse James wins the schmuck prize by going fro the woman WITH A TATTOO ON HER FOREHEAD.

[villagecharm.livejournal.com]

Jesse James used to be Danzig's security guard. I think poor judgment was probably one of the job requirements.

[the-sikh-geek.livejournal.com]

Danzig should have kept him on...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw

rant du jour

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

i don't think the moes can be let off the hook. they are at least as schmucky, if not more so, than the hets, because of the self-righteousness of being a twinkhound as an inalienable civil right.
i lived in chickenhawk central (dupont circle) for nearly 10 years and noticed, among my very wide gay acquaintanceship, such things as an attractive gay man of 50 who can and will do only redheads under 25. other incredibly unattractive older gay men pretend to be tweekers so they can attend meth head anonymous meetings where all the desperate 20 year olds are -- a kind of chickenhawking that can be fatal to young addicts. others puff cigarettes as their guts spill over their belts and discuss "My Type" -- invariably young and utterly impoverished black, or Asian, or other kinds of hairless and clueless adolescent immigrants -- for sex with impunity. again, as a civil right. this is one story of sexual slavery the rich white gay establishment will never cop to. the one hint of it is larry kramer's statement in the NYT years ago that ACT UP was all about the twinks.
one such gay person drove his BMW down the alley where a friend of mine was walking the dog and rolled down his window, electronically, and hissed at her Get out of here, fat bitch. This is not your neighborhood.
any other human being who so fetishized, objectified and exploited others so rigidly, in a political or business setting, would be being brought to trial for crimes against humanity. the caligulan old gay farts (over 35s! it's a jungle out there!) i've seen who have given up all pretense of human composure and relationships with non-redheaded humanity are merciless and shameless. one man i know in his 70s, who told me he was dying of AIDS, used to stagger down 17th street shirtless, leaning on his cane, nipple rings sagging horrifically, sweating like a pig and lookin' for love. another sketched in elvis sideburns and hair with brown shoe polish. sex as a right, sex with impunity, is a soul-murdering enterprise. it's fun to be cute, but when it goes away (as it does early for gays) there is a long life -- oh, say 60 years or so -- left in which validation and well-being through sex can be achieved only by serious impairment of judgment (if they're not tweeking at age 70, they start) and the resulting impoverishment of all the other kinds of love, of which the universe is full. to specify the package that it comes in is a crime against humanity and god, whatever you call it.
that's all. sorry.

Re: rant du jour

[the-sikh-geek.livejournal.com]

Exhibit A: the last years of Allen Ginsberg's life

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[purejuice.livejournal.com]

oh yes. there's a thing called metaphysical guilt (primo levi named it) in which we all feel bad when required to witness other people behaving badly.

[minniethemoocha.livejournal.com]

The good looking famous guys who buy streetwalkers are easy to understand. They want to have someone disposable who won't follow them home.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

isn't that what the cocktail waitresses and porn "stars" are?