Cinnabun, Yo Daddy Is a Dog

[purejuice]

I'm way more scandalized that Cinnabun's gone missing again, according to TMZ, or by Jon Benet's three-year-old Suri Cruise's gold highheels, earrings, and lipstick than I am by grown men who call themselves Jesse James or Tiger cheating on their trophy wives. It's sort of democratizing to think that Tiger is a skank ho like all the rest of us. But three-year-olds? Nunh unh.


http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/photos/its-good-to-be-suri-2010222

I am kind of mortified by the story on couples fighting on Facebook, given the intimate details I've posted here. Sliced and rigidly diced, to be sure, and only about my enemies. Uh, and, er, my late mother.

Comments

[anaisdjuna.livejournal.com]

Yuck! She's even got the LA prostitute bag to match!

[the-sikh-geek.livejournal.com]

You lose your dog once, WHY THE F would you not then make sure they are on a leash/microchipped/in a fenced yard/etc.?

Is it wrong that I want celebrities to truly exist in a different world, in the way that 1940s movie stars tried to do? I don't want to see a startlet in Juicy sweatpants jogging up the Hills; I want them to never be seen in public without a dress and gloves. Tiger Woods was gross partly because with infinite money and fame, he was getting it on not with models, celebs, socialites or artists, but trashy cocktail waitresses and a FL diner waitress in a parking lot.

Well, I'm sure the Scientology will help fix whatever mess her parents make of her... Um...

[betnoir.livejournal.com]

I'd care less if James and Woods were not trying to be both Good Family Men and playahs at the same time.

See, this is where I give street cred to George Clooney. The man is upfront about being a playah. Has no interest in being a Good Family Man.

At least that sorta honesty is...refreshing.

[gwenzilla.livejournal.com]

i hate to say it, but if my daughter had had access to those clothes when she was in preschool, she probably would have worn them. even the heels. but mainly the OMG BLINDING MISMATCHING STYLES/COLORS/WHATHAVEYOU. i don't understand why this poor girl has access to those shoes though.

Why yes, PureJuice, it CAN get worse...

[the-sikh-geek.livejournal.com]

http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/19/jesse-james-sandra-bullock-michelle-mcgee-nazi-swastika-mistress-photos/