Fashion Police: Fug, The Final Four: Nipfugs

[purejuice]

Oh, man. The Fug Girls have mastered the syntax and the content dilemma of the intarnets. The jokes don't exist without the words. And the pix are just found art. Herewith a classic Fug Girls entry on Bai Ling, last year's fug champeen and this year's favorite. She literally wouldn't exist were it not for the Fug Girls.

Oh man. Are you in for a treat. Even the tags are immortal:

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/04/nipfugs.html

Nevertheless, I had to vote for Rihanna. That chile Must Be Stopped, and the Bai must live on forever.


Baby grrl, it's not even about the chain bit. And, cut your toenails. Puhleeze?
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2010/04/fug_madness_2010_final_four_game2.html#more

The commentary is genius and this one comes closest to articulating my fug/Rihanna aesthetic:

By Abigail on April 1, 2010 11:32 AM
I think that with this body of work Rhianna is verging on SWINTON territory. There. I've said it. I mean, she's not simply dressing that way to be trashy/ get attention (Bai, P. Price), nor is she dressing that way because she's cray-cray (C. Love) or to make some kind of strange artistic statement (GaGa), it's more a genuine love for "high fashion"....with absurd results.

Comments

[garrity.livejournal.com]

I'm so tickled to see that Amber Rose is trouncing Lady Gaga.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

i was looking at the flour (coke?) gaga had dusted one of her lamer (stained and worn by madonna, ca. 1981) outfits and said, there can be no fug mightier than that.

i had forgotten about this.



the spanxx body stocking alone is the efugulent of all the above, and, as the fug girls point out, makes kanye think he's somebody whose autograph he'd like to get.

i voted for amber. WHO FAILS THE PENCIL TEST among her many, many crimes.
i'm exhausted.

[anaisdjuna.livejournal.com]

Long toenails are nasty. Painting them does not make less so.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh!
you are so right.