Cinnabun, Yo Daddy Is a Dog

I'm way more scandalized that Cinnabun's gone missing again, according to TMZ, or by Jon Benet's three-year-old Suri Cruise's gold highheels, earrings, and lipstick than I am by grown men who call themselves Jesse James or Tiger cheating on their trophy wives. It's sort of democratizing to think that Tiger is a skank ho like all the rest of us. But three-year-olds? Nunh unh.


http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/photos/its-good-to-be-suri-2010222

I am kind of mortified by the story on couples fighting on Facebook, given the intimate details I've posted here. Sliced and rigidly diced, to be sure, and only about my enemies. Uh, and, er, my late mother.