Today's March

So I have

• located the national expert and
• the alleged local expert on internet libel law for my
• KWRK presentation at the media conference in July
• responded with a Yes to the founding mother of genocide studies to archive the newsletter for $25 an hour
• applied for another job (one a week since February)
• must run through my Bloomsday celebration reading from Finnegan's Wake for a rehearsal tomorrow, which is alleged to be in my mother tongue but dang
• prepare for mystic crystal revelation study class tonite with the Rev. Chix-on-Top, we'll see how that goes
• iron the Pillow Talk Room curtains
• call H the OCD yard man
• discern what the problem is with the Girl Cave Room curtains and solve it
• wash the kitchen floor
• bleach and wash whites.

My Most Expensive Boyfriend Is Back

Of all the cheezass things the Peebees did to my house, the plastic floors, doors, and windows, the babyshit brown colors in room after room, including the tile in both bathrooms, the Hogwarts portal, the Torquemada moderne light fixtures, the fist-size river rock paving the yard, the worst was letting all five trees on the property reach the point of death.

Today, hopefully, is the la$t time I will have to invest the grocery money into $aving the tree$.

You can thank me for the increased amount of oxygen in the atmosphere later.


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