Cinnabun, Yo Daddy Is a Dog

[purejuice]

I'm way more scandalized that Cinnabun's gone missing again, according to TMZ, or by Jon Benet's three-year-old Suri Cruise's gold highheels, earrings, and lipstick than I am by grown men who call themselves Jesse James or Tiger cheating on their trophy wives. It's sort of democratizing to think that Tiger is a skank ho like all the rest of us. But three-year-olds? Nunh unh.


http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/photos/its-good-to-be-suri-2010222

I am kind of mortified by the story on couples fighting on Facebook, given the intimate details I've posted here. Sliced and rigidly diced, to be sure, and only about my enemies. Uh, and, er, my late mother.

Comments

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

i hasten to add i have been a blue collar service worker during which time i learned that the best tips came not from my peers, the rich ass college boys, but from my peers, the night shift blue collar workers at the ithaca gun factory.
my problem is not with the class of the women but with why these guys consistently chose powerless women?

[oneroom.livejournal.com]

If you've been a blue collar service worker, then I can't believe you haven't met women within that sphere that would be completely irresistible to powerful men - weak women and strong ones (who would be attractive, obviously, for different reasons).

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

of course. and not a single one of them was a starfucker. had any of these guys put the make on them, they'd have said, you're out of your league, little man.