They're Low, But I Do Have Standards

[purejuice]

I understand that Tiger and his audience have brought literally millions to golf and the Florida economy, and that he's all Wackenhutted out for the Masters, apparently for fear of the crowds of ex-hunnies who would show up, but for reasons I'm not entirely sure of, I have almost no interest in Tiger and his ladies.

All I really care about in the gossip universe today is, a.) whether or not it's true Sandra Bullock fears that Jesse James will kill her, and b.) a photograph of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt that doesn't make them look as if they have narcolepsy and a learning disability. Equally, I have almost no interest in the whole Michael Jackson death scenario, and am slavering for detail on the $20 million Nicolette Sheridan suit against Mark Cherry, for hitting her. And then killing off her character on Desperate Housewives.

Comments

[the-sikh-geek.livejournal.com]

I thought the JJ/SB rumor was that she is extremely private and is worried that a divorce will make JJ think there's "nothing to lose" and dump all of SB's secrets out in the open, whatever they may be.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

there's an alleged sex tape, but i think all the awful secrets are kind of out, don't you?

[the-sikh-geek.livejournal.com]

Um, not just yet...
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/exclusive-jesse-james-has-more-dozen-homemade-sex-tapes

A source who saw one of the tapes spoke to RadarOnline.com on the condition of anonymity and gave a partial description. “What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute,” the insider said. “It looked like the woman’s hands were bound. “He was shouting and singing and appearing to swig from a bottle of bourbon every now and then.”

[pomo-drunkard.livejournal.com]

At some point, even the nice ladies who feel sympathy for Bullock for getting cheated on (and who doesn't feel sympathy for someone who discovers their husband is a lying sack of shit?) are going to start asking themselves, "Shouldn't she have noticed?" I mean, it's not easy to hide affairs with a half-dozen people, but that happens, and Bullock is busy with her career and all, but shouldn't you notice that your husband really really seems to be into the Nazis?

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

i been there since...it became clear that michelle bombshell was telling something of the truth. like, dude, didn't you notice he was married to a tattoed ho?

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

hmmmm. if it is true, i can't see how james' releasing it would harm bullock more than himself.

[purejuice.livejournal.com]

especially if, as alleged, the prenup says he gets zip if he cheats.

[anaisdjuna.livejournal.com]

Now that's what i'm talkin' 'bout.

She should just haul his ass to France via a ruse of a reconciliation then commit a passion crime. She'd get applause rather than a sentence.