They're Low, But I Do Have Standards
Apr. 6th, 2010 06:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
purejuiceI understand that Tiger and his audience have brought literally millions to golf and the Florida economy, and that he's all Wackenhutted out for the Masters, apparently for fear of the crowds of ex-hunnies who would show up, but for reasons I'm not entirely sure of, I have almost no interest in Tiger and his ladies.
All I really care about in the gossip universe today is, a.) whether or not it's true Sandra Bullock fears that Jesse James will kill her, and b.) a photograph of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt that doesn't make them look as if they have narcolepsy and a learning disability. Equally, I have almost no interest in the whole Michael Jackson death scenario, and am slavering for detail on the $20 million Nicolette Sheridan suit against Mark Cherry, for hitting her. And then killing off her character on Desperate Housewives.
All I really care about in the gossip universe today is, a.) whether or not it's true Sandra Bullock fears that Jesse James will kill her, and b.) a photograph of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt that doesn't make them look as if they have narcolepsy and a learning disability. Equally, I have almost no interest in the whole Michael Jackson death scenario, and am slavering for detail on the $20 million Nicolette Sheridan suit against Mark Cherry, for hitting her. And then killing off her character on Desperate Housewives.
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Date: 2010-04-06 03:32 pm (UTC)