Here in Macondo
Sep. 18th, 2010 09:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
purejuiceHere are today's headlines in the Macondo Manana [TILDE!]:
Locksley Video Long Gone
In which the UNM football coach, ordered anger management training last year after assaulting an assistant, shows up in the local sports bar with 16 undercoaches and threatens the sports columnist for the student paper for writing a column on the Lobos' recent 72-0 defeat. Security video of the confrontation taken by the bar mysteriously disappears.
A Maloof at home -- on TV
The local beer distributorship heiress, featured in a 5-column color photo, will star as one of the real housewives of Beverly Hills, along with the former Mrs. Kelsey Grammer and other luminaries.
Alleged Cop Shooter to Get Jail Pass
A suspected drug dealer who shot a cop in the groin is given a one-day furlough from jail to attend his brother's funeral.
Ex-LANL Scientist Accused of Spying
The FBI snags a dangerous 75-year-old criminal, accused by an Albuquerque federal grand jury of conspiring with an FBI agent to sell nukes to Venezuela (Hugo Chavez says it's a CIA plot to discredit him), to create an explosion over New York City to disable its electric power, and other bat cave projects. In graf 16, it is noted he was fired from Los Alamos National Laboratory 22 years ago. In graf 21, it acknowledges that there was no reason for an investigation to be started except for Batgeezer's contact with the FBI plant.
Locksley Video Long Gone
In which the UNM football coach, ordered anger management training last year after assaulting an assistant, shows up in the local sports bar with 16 undercoaches and threatens the sports columnist for the student paper for writing a column on the Lobos' recent 72-0 defeat. Security video of the confrontation taken by the bar mysteriously disappears.
A Maloof at home -- on TV
The local beer distributorship heiress, featured in a 5-column color photo, will star as one of the real housewives of Beverly Hills, along with the former Mrs. Kelsey Grammer and other luminaries.
Alleged Cop Shooter to Get Jail Pass
A suspected drug dealer who shot a cop in the groin is given a one-day furlough from jail to attend his brother's funeral.
Ex-LANL Scientist Accused of Spying
The FBI snags a dangerous 75-year-old criminal, accused by an Albuquerque federal grand jury of conspiring with an FBI agent to sell nukes to Venezuela (Hugo Chavez says it's a CIA plot to discredit him), to create an explosion over New York City to disable its electric power, and other bat cave projects. In graf 16, it is noted he was fired from Los Alamos National Laboratory 22 years ago. In graf 21, it acknowledges that there was no reason for an investigation to be started except for Batgeezer's contact with the FBI plant.
