Macondo

On the op-ed page of the Burque newspaper, under the attorney general of New Mexico's piece on how he is aggressively pursuing, a year later, in the teeth of a state investigative board's prodding, the malefactors in the scam which invested public pension funds in mortgage bundles (and which quotes his Daddy by name, the former guv), there is an advertisement which reads as follows:

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If one family member has lice, others may too. We can check your entire family!

Lovelace Scientific Resources
505.348.9700
LiceStudy.Com

The NYT, which is no less corrupt in terms of selling its soul and its editorial pages to advertisers of one kind or another, at least observes the standards of good form and disguises the advertising as opinion columns.

Fashion Police: Fug, The Final Four

It's almost incredible, but Solange, Courtney Love, Mischa Barton and the dark horse Fabiola Beracasa HAVE BEEN BOOTED from the competition.

Now it's Lady Gaga vs. Amber Rose (OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) and Rihanna vs. Bai Ling (HOLY SHIT).

( The magnificent chart made by the Fug Girls. )